Wallet Roast
Paste any wallet on 6 EVM chains. Pick your intensity (Soft / Medium / Savage — you consent) and your voice (Claude / Grok / Llama). We compute on-chain behavioural signals and let the LLM generate 6-8 burns + a Trader Score 0-100. PG-13 floor never moves, regardless of level. Share-worthy.
How the roast works
We pull recent on-chain history from your chain of choice (Ethereum, Base, BNB Chain, Arbitrum, Optimism, Polygon) via Alchemy, compute a dozen behavioural signals (tx count, wallet age, unique tokens touched, dead bags, memecoin-ish tickers, 3am degen activity, exchange interactions, etc.), then feed those numbers only — never your raw address — to Claude with a tone-locked, chain-aware system prompt. Out comes a Trader Score 0-100 and 6-8 specific burns. Cached for 24h per (wallet, chain) so repeat scans are free.
Tone: funny, not cruel. PG-13. We dunk on behaviour (the bag-holding, the memecoin tilt), never the person. If a roast crosses a line, ping us on the contact page and we'll re-tune the prompt.
Privacy: anyone can roast any wallet — same as a block explorer — but no personal data ever enters the prompt. 6 EVM chains supported today; Solana + more coming.